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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Special Edition


We interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging to bring you this news update. The LandLife main computer has been healed.

At approximately 11:30 this morning a Geek Squad employee clad in black pants, white short-sleeved oxford and black tie arrived at the main office of LandLife. The employee, known as Frank, got out of his official Geek Squad vehicle (no photo available), a black and white volkswagen beetle and entered the main office of the LandLife.

Upon gaining entry to LandLife, the aforementioned GS employee, Frank, commenced to diagnose the problem. While fixing the problem which took approximately 2.35 minutes, he also secured the LandLife wireless network making it impossible for neighboring bloggers to use LandLife wireless while working on their patios.

Upon completion of the healing of the computer, the GS employee gave the President of LandLife his bill, which was $110.00 less than had been quoted to the President. The Vice President of LandLife was quite excited and will probably go spend the remaining allotted amount at Target.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.

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